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What shouldn't you Google?

12.06.2025 02:12

What shouldn't you Google?

Blue Waffle

Another term for penis, which is a male genital for peeing and sex. If you want to look for the bird, search up “Cock bird”, “Male chicken”, “Rooster”, or other similar search terms.

Reddit 100

What is a good investment portfolio for someone starting in their 20s? 90% VT and 10% BND for a Roth IRA then 100% TDF for a 401k?

Fear of being stared at. It shows creepy staring images that cause insomnia. If you’re easily scared, don’t search it up.

A disease which causes black things on teeth. It gives alot of pain and is also known as tartar.

Lacey Fletcher couch/Melted girl in couch

Apple updates design resources for iOS 26, iPadOS 26, and macOS Tahoe 26 - 9to5Mac

Guro

If you search it up, you can see everything NSFL. Just, don’t. Don’t and never google it.

Pressure cooker bomb

Ali Larter on ‘Landman’ Season 2 and Playing Out Her and Billy Bob Thornton’s “Unlikely Love Affair” - The Hollywood Reporter

Mummified monk statue

In 2013, a man got arrested for searching up this. Don’t search it up if you don’t wanna get arrested.

Peanut the dog

Just sitting at home with this huge cock. Who can take care of it for me?

Brian Peppers

There was a girl named Fan Man-Yee in Hong Kong who was addicted to drugs. She stole her husband’s wallet and he immediately noticed and was so pissed off, he asked for the money back. The girl gave 4,000 back but he wanted more. His husband couldn’t wait so he sent his 3 friends to go kidnap her and bring her to him. She was raped, tortured, and beaten by 4 people. 1 man suggested that she could be a punching bag. Her skin was burnt with candle wax and her legs were conjoined by melted plastic so she couldn’t move. After she died, the gang didn’t know where to hide the body, so she used the hair to make noodles, stuffed the hair in an oversized Hello Kitty mermaid plush, and fed the remains to a dog. Many people that went to the apartment reported hearing the cries and screams of Fan.

Calculus Bridge

Astronomers Astonished by Largest Explosion Since the Big Bang - futurism.com

While it shows completely normal images at first, you can see disgusting images if you scroll for too long.

A commercial of 3 men having a threesome sex. 1 men is penetrating the other man, while the other one sucks the penis of the other man being penetrated. Causes nausea, but isn’t as shocking as goatse.

Fournier

Shane Bieber Suffers Potential Setback In Elbow Rehab - MLB Trade Rumors

A genetic disorder which causes a baby to have eyes very near to each other, or have 1 eye. Babies with cyclopia are also noseless and instead have a probscis. They have no nose and therefore won’t survive longer than a day.

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A website that contains traumatic gore and death. Don’t search it up if you’re a minor or have a weak stomach because it contains graphic violence.

Please, Please, Please Don't Show This To Your MAGA-Supporting Family Unless You Want To Start A Fight At The Dinner Table - Yahoo News

Elisa Lam was a teenager in the Cecil Hotel. She was in the corner of the elevator appearing to look scared, but there was nothing scary, causing people to speculate that something paranormal has happened. Elisa Lam vanished without a trace. The residents at Cecil Hotel complained about the low water pressure, and some complained about the brown water that tasted funny. Then, when the maintenance workers checked the water tank, they found a dead body, that was responsible for dispensing the water. It is thought that they don’t have clear water to dispense anymore, so Elisa Lam was in a water tank.

Krokodil

An extremely disturbing case. Lacey Fletcher was abandoned and abused by her parents, Sheila and Clay. Lacey Fletcher wanted to eat the cushion because she had nothing to eat. After 12 years sitting on the couch, her parents went to her house and found that she is melted alive, covered in larvae and poop. Police investigated the parents, and parents said she hated taking care of her, then they got arrested. It is also the reason why you might have Lechophobia, a fear of couches.

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A piercing that can be applied to the tip of a penis. Therefore, don’t search it up if you’re a minor.

Freesound, Baby Crying

Applebeans is a DeviantArt and Derpibooru artist who draws grotesque body horror versions of MLP characters.

"Unlike Anything We Have Seen Before": Repeating Signal From Deep In Galactic Plane Puzzles Astronomers - IFLScience

An extremely graphic movie trailer where 2 girls poop into the cup and eat their poop. Then, they vomit at each other.

An extremely disturbing photo of a large asian girl wearing a superhero mask, with knees around her head, having diarrhea, with what looks to be orange juice coming out of her rectum, flowing in an arc which ends in her mouth.

Mouth larvae

Have husbands and wives ever had a threesome with someone in real life? How did it happen?

A sex position where a woman is bent over, usually on all four’s, and gets fucked in her pussy/ass by a man.

A fictional disease that causes a woman’s privates to turn blue.

A disease that causes a baby to have scaly skin, holes for ears and nose, red eyes, and red lips. Between the scaly skin is blood. What’s sad is they have suffered so much. Just don’t search it up, it’s very scary and will make you cry because of how triggering it looks.

Would Donald Trump's reelection make the world more dangerous?

A soundtrack. When it comes to the YouTube video, it’s about 4 girls smearing poop and vomit to each others’ bodies. Afterwards, a girl pukes on the shit and butt. It’s like a sequel to the previous one, except with more girls and worser.

A sex offender with a horribly deformed face. There’s a meme based on him. His face may look funny to some people. Still, it would scare and trigger some people, so don’t search it up.

Shows a photo that is like Tub Girl, but this time there is a boy, instead.

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Horse blanket girl/Jasha Lottin

Cock

Dario in the tub

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A man stretching his anus to a length of his hand. He wears a gold ring. It is featured on some sites that has been taken down, and is often linked by trolls to cause nausea. Just don’t search it up, it’s that disgusting.

A street drug that causes gangrene, eating your flesh. It gives green scaly things and therefore is known as Krokodil. If you wanna look up the animal, search up “Crocodile”.

Shows images of blood and gore. If you are sensitive to gore, don’t search it up.

Gnosis Art

Your symptoms

An art gallery website that shows very creepy images. Those who are brave will search it up.

Lemon Party

Goatse

According to WatchData, If you search up Reddit 50/50, there is a 50% chance you can get good stuff, and 50% chance you can get bad stuff. But just don’t. It shows gory images that cause trauma.

. (Single period)

Mr. Hands

4 girls fingerpaint

Cyclopia/Real life cyclops

Livegore

Peanut is the ugliest mutt ever. If you don’t want to see weird dog photos, don’t search it up.

Harlequin ichthyosis/Harlequin fetus

A movie of 2 men having anal sex with a horse. 1 of them died from this.

Scopophobia

A disturbing mexican video about a man getting tortured, skinned alive, having his hand cut, and injected with steroid. One of the videos freed himself in the rope and tried to reach up into his face. There is also funkytown music in the background, hence the name. If you want to look up the song, search up “Funkytown music” or “Funkytown song” instead.

A paper mache monk statue with a monk that has passed away in the 11 AD. There’s an unconfirmed possibility that they have done self mummification, that essentially entails turning yourself into a mummy while you’re still alive, by self-starvation, self-dehydration, and self-poison.

Reddit 50/50

Internet will always tell you that you’re dying. Better see a doctor, instead.

Porsche Girl

Nikki Catsouras was a teenager who died in a brutal car accident. The photo shows Nikki’s brutal death, with her body messed up and her head split into 2. The photo can be found in Reddit, so if you’re browsing in Reddit, be careful.

Prince Albert Piercing

Funkytown gore

Junko Furuta was a 17 year old schoolgirl. She was held captive and raped by 4 boys because she declined their proposal. They did cruel things to her like putting fireworks in her anus, dropping dumbells on her belly, etc. It was on for 43 days and on the 44th day, she died.

Bedbug laying eggs on teeth.

Elisa Lam

A gangrene disease that can occur on a penis, scrotum, or taint. If you want to look up Evan Fournier, make sure to include his first name.

Bowl girl

Tub girl

A photographer bought a 32-year-old sick horse and shot it for a photoshoot. Then, his girlfriend, Jasha Lottin, climbed inside the carcass of the horse with so much blood, naked. The photo shows a smiling naked asian girl inside a dead horse with too much blood.

Doggystyle

This isn’t brutal/creepy. This is just a Freesound SFX, but you can accidentally play it while your volume is on. If you hate baby crying sound effects, don’t search it up.

Hello Kitty Case 1999

Two girls one cup

A disgusting video of a girl vomiting into the bowl, then eating the vomit and vomiting over and over again, until there is blood.

If you search up a single dot/period (literally ‘.’) on YouTube, it’ll show scary Youtube videos titled “.”. The more dots you put, the scarier you see. If you’re easily scared, don’t google it.

Junko Furuta/44 Days of Hell

Applebeans